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Princess Jodi
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.08.16 14:32:00 -
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This is quite a serious issue, prompted by the dissapearance of the Corporate Goat I had personally hauled around the Galaxy for the last year or more. Curiously enough, soon after the theft was noticed the Goats began appearing in signatures, particularily GoonSwarms. We do not consider this to be a coincidence.
While we encourage the use of more Goats in cinema, we do not know of any plans to embark on an internet carreer by our Mascot. This makes the recent images even more disturbing, for not only has our Goat dissappeared under mysterious circumstances, the Goat seems to have been coerced into the presented poses. We suspect someone may be drugging our Goat, or even using torture.
We will be searching for the Culprit. Our apologies to Eve Animal Control - the blurryness of the photo mixed with the tears in our eyes and the Laamas were mistaken as goats. All Sheep photos are undergoing digitized review to determine if they are truly Sheep or Goats in Sheep's clothing.
*** No Siggy - I can't bear it at the moment ***
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Princess Jodi
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.08.16 15:26:00 -
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Edited by: Princess Jodi on 16/08/2007 15:28:04
Edited by: Princess Jodi on 16/08/2007 15:26:20
 Originally by: BLAIYNE
You ain't having our goats!
Interesting. We had not considered the possiblility that our Goats would be underwater. We did pursue a report of Space Goats, but it turned out someone just mispelled Space Ghost. We'll have an inspector stop by your corp office and examine your operations ASAP.
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Princess Jodi
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.08.17 01:38:00 -
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I am glad to see that there are alternatives being offered. Nice to see rational minds prevail. I do appreciate that the suggestion that the Goon with the Goat join us, but we'd have to have a discussion with you and your Goat first. That may solve one of the diplomatic issues before us.
The suggestion that our Goats have been sacrificed is ludicris. Everyone knows you sacrifice Virgins. Besides, the Lag is not any better.
In short, we have reason to believe that there is a mis-information program about which is part of a vast conspiricy to conseal the fact that our Goat is still very much alive and being held hostage.
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